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Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Once I was Macho
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10 comments:
Roberto - A hot bubble bath, with a tumbler of wine, has turned many of my nights around! Be smart, be a chick and indulge yourself!
Believe me, lakegirl,I am indulging myself. Have you ever known me not to be a tad on the indulgent side?
You still have the greatest name in the world for a car salesman, Rob U. And cheer up, dude; at least you still own a weedeater....(don't you?!?)
Robbie, You need a big hug!
My poor husband has spent the last 42 years of his life with 4 women. He lotions his hands and feet every night and uses conditioner even though he doesn't have enough hair to tangle anymore. Wait until you have granddaughters! Tee, hee!!
Rita
Great stuff! Love you! Robyn
Robbie me boy I'm coming over for a martini soon!!! I noticed you have half a jar of olives in yours. Don't worry about exfoliating it's not all what it's cracked up to be. I felt like I was watching Moore on Sunday once again. Good subject matter I like the split tails. I liked My Big Fat Greek wedding too. By the way you, sexy minks, you look great in a towl in your hair. Take care my good friend.
Billy
Good to "hear" from you Billy! Okay, I'll try not to "worry about exfoliating". My bride, however, may be a tad concerned about an impending exfoliation of my liver.
Robby? Hmmmm? Me calling you Robby would in my mind, where you stand as a man of men, and the biggest man I ever knew, be akin to calling Sampson little Billy! But I mustn't wander like an asylum guest, and get to the point of this e-mail thingy'. I thought of you when I read this quote from John Ciardi, and it wouldn't surprise me if you've heard it before in one of it's many morphs',
"There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation", and let me include that I'm consuming a vegetable group beverage as I type this, because dang it!, they're already drinkin' in Texas!
The film is hilarious Rob, and it's great to see your inventive cleverness again, but I declare that you are once and still macho! As a test I suggest that you substitute the candles for a blasting Bernz-O-Matic torch placed in a rebellious direction on the floor inside the open garage door, max out the volume on some Seger on that greasy old stereo, ice down at least a twelve pack of your favorite American beer as group therapy, [be sure to invite Bubba and me], set yourself down in a cheap ugly lawn chair in a crazy neighbor guy outfit, and with the sleeves rolled up on your t-shirt and the whole "belch fart and cuss" thing going on, defiantly toss empty beer cans out on the lawn for all to witness your maintained manly independence, then try to convince me that it wasn't more restorative than the candles and wine in the powder room. Try hanging your old boxing gloves off the arm of the chair for extra effect, I doubt they will ever be truly retired from defending honor. Sam Nelson
Hey Spielberg! How about a sequel to "Once I was macho" based on my proposed screenplay with the Bernz-O-Matic, thusly offering more than one therapeutic option for us other once manly men? We, who are now fragile, need anything we can get to boost our testosterone, ere even it be pseudo hormonal.
Sam Nelson
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